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Q: What do you call a very old ant?A: An antique!
Wife: I wish I was a newspaperso I would be in ur hands all day.Husband: I too wish that u werea newspapers so I could havea new one everyday.
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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!.................Hindi funny sms
Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye. Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa. Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar. Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho
Doctor to injured patient:Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi totumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha......Patient:Kaun sa road?Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. 🙂 😛
Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki kiCar ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!
If U R Sitting Among A Group Of Ppl & der Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Thts Not D Proof dat U R Confident . . U Just Dont Hv A Mobile
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! ......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa SeIlaaj…?.Ae Galib!.Ishq Ka Rog Tha.....MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.<(',')((> ouch<<Mummy Mat Maro…:p
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Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .??? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite, to the force applied by girl while slap
Delivry k waqt Lady- God Ladka Man- God Ladki God- Shut Up Dont Confuse Me Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very very funny sms
Santa se banta ne pocha yhe kiski cycle leke ghum rha hai? Santa- meri gf ki hai usne di hai Banta- par kyo di? Santa usne mujhe garden mai 1 ped ke peche bulya or apne kapde utar diya or boli jo lena ho lelo mjhe uski cycle pasnd aa gyi mai ne lele
Tu Kisi Aur K Liye HogaMujassima-e-Khubsoorti,**Aye Dost**Mere Liye To Tu,Cartoon ThaCartoon HaiAurCartoon Hi Rahy Ga..;-)Ker Le Jo Kerna Hai,Japani Kharboozay...;-p
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!
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