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Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se

Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se
Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye..

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Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai

To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D

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