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Zamana Bohat Hi Kharab

Zamana Bohat hi kharab
ho gya hai,

Her Sawal ka Ulta Jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
Miss call,

Her Banda hi Mobile le
ker Nawab ho Gaya Hai...;-p

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