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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.The next day, he received 1000 of replies,all reading: “You can have mine.” Free delivery also available at your door step
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…Par Principal Baithe RaheLogo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time
Is Garmi MeSubha Ka Nikla HuaAgar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye ToUsay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen..!
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.."Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?pata hai Q.??Frnd: Q?.Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. "AB AAP KI BARI HAI".
Truth:Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitniuske voter-id-card ‘me hoti hai!.......Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitniFacebook ki profile ‘me hoti hai.
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?Listener: Nahi.Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!
Tum Loat Ker Aany Ka Takalluf Mat Kerna,, Hum Ek Hi Cartoon Baar Baar Nahi Dekhty.. :-)
Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.Sardar: Pucho..Pathan: Sabun Se Nahany K Baad Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??Sardar: Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D
Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajaejo mera hai wo mere pas aajaemujhe intezar na karna paremeri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae ( Ameen )
School: A place where papa pays & son plays.Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all urLife so that you can die rich.Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &girl gets her master’s degree.
Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Wah Wah Wah.. Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai.. Upar Most Wanted, Neechay Chappal Chor Aur 5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D
After all those years in school, I finally know what the semi-colon is for. It’s to make the winky faces ; )
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