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School: A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.

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