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In USA, Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated Every Year By A Power Cut Of 2 Minutes.

In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On The Lectures You Missed And.. The Books You Did't Read.. :-( How Sad.. :-) Hahhahaha:-!
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Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks.Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?.Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakorayhehehehe;-)
Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drink and talking.
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Aik admi ne masjid se chappal chori ki or pakra gya,Molvi:Isne chappal churai hy isko GANJA kro.....Admi:Ye aik chappal wapas lelo,or foji cutting krdo :D :D
I want to go back to d time when "getting high" meant "on a swing" When "drinking" meant "apple juice", When "dad" was d only "hero", When love was "mom's hug", When dad's shoulder was "d highest place on earth", When ur worst enemies were "ur siblings", When d only thing that could hurt were "skinned knees", When the only things broken were ur "toys", n when goodbye meant "till tomorrow". Cheers to childhood!!!!
This Moment Which Came Almost In Everyone's School Life.When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say"Who? Me?" =O :P
Girl: What U Think About Our Love.?Boy: Try To Count The Stars.. Girl: Wow So Sweet Darling.. Its Infinite..Boy: No Dear.. Its Just A Waste Of Time.. :-D
5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen. . 2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi. . 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door. . 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero.. :-D :-)
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…Friend:wo kaise…??Pathan:o yara!Subha hum nay pani garam kiaorthanday pani sey naha lia….
ik orat apne bete ko Dr, K Paas Legai or boli; ye bike se gir gaya hai.Dr say; i dont know urdu, tell me in englisg.Orat say; my londa is gira oondha from hero honda'
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