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Johnny Johnny... Yes Papa!

Johnny Johnny... Yes Papa!
Corporate Job... Yes Papa!
Lots of Tension... Yes Papa!
Too Much Work... Yes Papa!
Family Life... No Papa!
BP Sugar... High Papa!
Yearly Bonus... Joke Papa!
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Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi
Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 TarikoMe Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
Faqeer: Allah k naam pe 10 rupy de do,Admi: kl ana baba,Faqeer: Isi kl kl k chakkar me yahan mere laakhon rupy phsy huye hn.
Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,Pichli dafa Hamara Banda "Jannat" se 33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)
1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.
Holidays, Hotels & Women:Three things that always look better online than in real life!
Doctors Operation k BaadAurStudents Papers k BaadEk hi Jumla Bolty Hen.."Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna"..:-)
How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!
Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…...Milk has increased to Rs. 70…...Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(...Thanks God!Passing Marks are still 33…
uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kaha tha ki..............duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench par hote hai.
2 Aadamiyon ki beeveeyaan mele mein kho gaeen jisame se 1 Hariyaana se tha aur 1 Delhi se apani apani beevee dhoondhate hue vo aapas mein mile..! Tumhaari vaali ki pahachaan? – Hariyaana vaale ne Delhi vaale se poochha. Delhi vaala bola – 5’6″, gori, bhoori aankhen aur patali hai, sleeveless pink shirt aur laal mini skirt pahane hai. tumhaari wale ki kya pahachaan hai ? Hariyaana vaala- mere wale ko maar goli, chaal teri dhoondhate hai Dost bechari paresan ho rahi hogi akele akele....
Tmhri yad mera dil ma kuch is trha Sa bas gai.jaisi chotay say rikshay ma moti c Anti phass gai..."\('.')/" ( ) < \ way menu kaddo way...
Me aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word bhejta hu, Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se, aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega,..- U L L U   | best jokes
Mujhko Mulk ki Ghareebi kaSahi Ehsaas to Tab hua...Jab, Motor Cycle saaf karne kaKapra BhiKoi Chura Ker le Gaya..;-p
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
vafa dhoondhane nikala thaGaalib...WiFi, mil gaya,to udhar hi baith gaya..

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