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A Sweet Demand By A Kid

A kid was beaten up by his mom
dad came and asked
what happen son?
kid said:
“I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”

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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usyWah wah wahWo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usyKisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy\(",) |> / \ miti pao g!
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Kya Bataye Apne Doston Ki Wo To Hai Nirale Funter Girl FRIEND K Liye ˜KFC KA BERGAR Or Dosto K Liye GURU DWARE Ka LANGAR
In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye Tujhe Chahiye To Meri “CA” Ki degree Rakh Le..
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Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
English boy: My grandfather died at the age of 96 years but he never used glasses'Sardar; I know some people drink water directly from Tooti
kapil Ji ne Court mein 3 talaaq par jo daleel di hai Us se naraz hokar bete ne raat ko unake kamare ka A.C. hatava diya aur unake haathon mein pankha diya. Mobile chhinkar haath mein kabootar pakadaaya, kaha- "saikadon saal puraani parampara hai"
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Kabhi Socha Hai K Garam Tave Pe PopCorns Kyu Uchhalte Hai?.???. Nahi Pata Na....Kabhi Khud Baithna,Pata Chal Jayega..........................140 character funny sms

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