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Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.

Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.

Sardar: Pucho..

Pathan:
Sabun Se Nahany K Baad
Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir
Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??

Sardar:
Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai
Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D

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