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Mohabbat Love Ke Kharcho Ki Badi Lambi Kahaani Hai, Kabhi Film Dikhaani

Mohabbat love ke kharcho ki badi lambi kahaani hai, kabhi Film dikhaani
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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
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Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha MaghrMery Brand Ky cigarette Yaha nhe milty ..!!
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . . . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,Wo Dilli Chali Gai...Jis Se Piyar Kiya, Wo Italy Chali Gai...Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,,Jab Switch Me Ungli Di, To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)
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Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun...Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun...Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum...Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D
Girl To Shopkeeper: Mujhy Calculator Chahiye.Shopkeeper: "CASIO" ?Girl: Me Theek Hun Aap Kese Hen.. :-)
There are two type of subjects:Hard subjects which cannot be studied;And easy ones that doesn't need to be studied!
Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press you a little, you'll get cut..." Tongue replied: "If I misuse One word against someone, then all 32 of you will come Out..!!";-)
Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki zindagi sirf do din ki hai "Saturday aur Sunday"Yeh baat Monday ko samajh aati hai.
Thought of the day: “if u help a grl when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Chicken ready? Yes bossFish ready? Yes bossAmlet ready? Yes bossMutton ready? Nahi bossBakra abhi sms padh raha hai!!!
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years..Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
If u drink alchol, u will be dance… If u drink methanol, others will dance…
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !
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