Open Menu

ARZ KIYA HAI :

ARZ KIYA HAI :
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
.
.
.
.
itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ......
kbhi dekha hai udhta hua....HATHI ?????

Send Mobile short message ARZ KIYA HAI : from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

Naan 10 Rupay Ka Hai Aur Lays Bhi 10 Ka Hai.. Ab Aap Ki Marzi Hai K Aap Ko Hawa Khani Hai Ya Pait Bhar Roti Khani Hai.. :-)Hahhaha
MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,Maine Socha..!!Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol LonBOHT ChaleGa0h My GOD Im So Intelligent
What is Talent and what is Intelligence? . Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. . . Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p
Internet addiction is now officially a "Mental Disorder" and doctors suggest rehabilitation for the addicts.Even I am ready to go there if they have........Wi-Fi!
Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
Ya Allah..!Meri Ammi Itni Garmi Me"Taptay Choolhay" K Samny"Pakoray" Bana Rahi Hen,,,Plz,Un ko "Achy Pakoray Banany Wali Bahoo"Ata Fermaa..Aameen
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha..Dost: Phir Kiya Hua??Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
MURGA TO MURGI..I love u jaan.main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,.MURGI:haye Allah sachi,.MURGA: haan.MURGI:chal phir aaj anda tu de=
It's funny when people discussLOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered
Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?..Everybody lift their hands except one small boy..Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go..He says: Mom said come directly home after school
The only crush left in life, after getting married is............'Candy Crush'
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko PehchanNe K LiyeKripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...............................new funny sms
In Exam..Q: If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar. Then what is Sikandar.....Pappu Answered: Fish.. :-DHow.. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sea Ke Andar (Sikandar) ;-)
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
.,Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan.Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. .*

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS