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A Husband And His Wife Went To Court For Mutual Divorce.

A husband and his wife went to court for mutual divorce.
Judge: You have 3 kids. How'll you divide them?
The husband after having a long discussion with his wife said, "Sir, we'll come back next year with one more child`.
And after 9 months... they got twins!

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