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KeSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur

KeSe MumKiN Tha KiSi Aur
DocTor Se iLaaJ Karana

Aye DoSt,

IShQ Ka RoG Tha,

MuMMy Ke ChaPPaL Se Hi
AraM AaYa
Uff...:-(

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