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1 Ladki Se 1 Ladke Ne Dil Manga To Ladki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school

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