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Makkhi Mar

Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

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Boy: I'm Searching for the Most Beautiful Girl..!Girl: Look I came for you.. ;-)Boy: That's nice! Now Help me to Find Her.. ;-)
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees? Soldier: No, SIR!
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
Khubsoorat AkhlaaqHazaron MusibtonSeNijaat Dilata Hai,,Magar,Bivi Se Nahi..;-p
You are a normal person in case of : 1> U got a facebook account 2> U got a mobile phone ... 4> U are wasting your time reading this 5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3 7> u went to check if number 3 is there 8> Where is number 6 ? 9> U are now smiling :) 10> Where is number 1 ?? 11> LOL u went to check number 1 :D
Teachr:Pakistan K Ktne Sube HynPathan:4Teachr:GoodPehli Dafa Sahi jawab Dia HyChalo Ab Un K Naam BataoPathan:MashriqMagribShumalJunob..
dekha maynay, Nawazshareef nay Zardari ko galay lagay, fazalulrehman nay bhee mohabbat say sub leadran ko dekha, acchnak ek cheekh kee awaz aaa-eee or phir may khawab say jag para tha.
Santa: This report card should be underwater!Pappu: Because It's so wet?Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
Wife:Bht pyar se"Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha,Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz"Hsbnd: Chalo TmTayyar Ho Jao,"Hm Cheeni Lene Chalte Hain"
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free at least!
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon, . . . . .. . . . . . . . Killing answer by Pappu, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Santa road pe sandas kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to santa bola : "sahab saboot to utha lo"!
hjb khd sk kuju dw8 9434 3hnr f bk ubs iuy w bd hic bku77 b bgd yi Ghoor kya rahe ho message ka accident ho gaya hai jaldi se kuch paise bhejo ilaaz karana hai !
Aik faqeer ny aik ghar k bahir sada lagai,"Allah k naam pay kuch khila do. 2 din say bhuka hoon".Aik aurat ny usay roti di to faqeer wahein khara raha.Aurat, Ab kia chaheay?Faqeer, 2 haazmy ki goliaan bhi dy do.
Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking... Because then it would make her a boy.
In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.
Friday is like Dating;Saturday is like Marriage;Sunday is like Honeymoon;And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!
Shadi Kerna Thi, Per Qismat Khuli Nahi.. TAJMAHAL Banana Tha, Per MUMTAZ Mili Nahi.. Ab Qismat Khuli, Shadi Hui, TAj Banana Chahta Hun, Per Kambakhat MUMTAZ Marti Nahi.. :-D

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