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Ik Orat Apne Bete Ko Dr, K Paas Legai Or Boli; Ye Bike Se Gir Gaya Hai.

ik orat apne bete ko Dr, K Paas Legai or boli; ye bike se gir gaya hai.
Dr say; i dont know urdu, tell me in englisg.
Orat say; my londa is gira oondha from hero honda'

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