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GF & BF on Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao…

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary
Trends with Minimum Intervention
In The Money Markets ?

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Girl : Hmmmm….

Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

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Biryani Samajh Ker Jo Dost Banaaye Thy Hum Ny,,Waqt Parny Per Sab K Sab Teenday Niklay.. :-D
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further So intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....
BIVI:Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy...Shohar:Uski Books me chupa do, Wo hath b nhi lgata.
A girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why a re you late ? Girl: One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What ? Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho! Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,,Who Is Most Benefited ??BoyNo?GirlNo?It's The...Mobile Company.. :-)
My dear friends do you know MY Life Is Running successfully on a simple principle "Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"
Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten,All things come 2 end,But people like u r remembered forever,Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen? Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi. Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai.. . Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
GIRLS.... G-> Ghost; I-> In; R-> Real; L-> Life So Avoid GIRLS!!!
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
Student - Sir mai ne esi chij banai haiJiski help se aap diwar ke aar-paarDekh sakte haiSir-Waah kaya chij hai Student - Chhed....Sir-de thappar..de thappar..
Two lovers planed to suicide. Boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes & return back, saying, LOVE IS BLIND. Boy n air opened his parachute, saying, LOVE NEVER DIES…..
sleep when u feel sleepy laugh when u feel funny never smile when u see a beauty serving her will be ur next duty
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.?? Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa, Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para.. Baap: Wo Kese.. Pathan: Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen, Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha, Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
boy:I luv u girl:Me too boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.

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