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Never Smile When You See A Beauty

sleep when u feel sleepy
laugh when u feel funny
never smile when u see a beauty
serving her will be ur next duty

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Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting HaiPar Meri Nahi! :P
Dhådkån Dil Ki Ruk Jåti Hai; Sånse Aksår Thåm Jåti Hai; Båhut Buri Hålat Hoti Hai Yååro; Jåb Girlfriend Se Shåådi Kårne Ki Nåubåt Aåti Hai!
Aajkal online shopping main 100% Cashback aa raha haimatlab jarurat se jyada kharche karo aur phir 100% Fool+back
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.?Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha,Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di..Girl: Ohh Why?Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
Breaking news - Big Boss season 11 me ladai-ghagra kafi kam ho gaya hai esiliye Big Boss ne wild card entry ke liye Kim Jong Un ko beja invitation....
Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Positive-thinking poem:
Shukar hai Maggi wapis aa gayi warna kai ladkiyo netoh hobbies me cooking ki jagah 'paani ubalna' likh liya tha
Wife: "You know Honey,Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.."..Husband: "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho, Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata ToTum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D
Think Big,Think Smart,Think Positive,Think Beautiful,.Just Stop?...It’s too long for you.So, In short "Just Think About Me”.. ;-pHahaha
He took me from a bar,He took me in his car,He took my top off,He puts his lips on mine,but don”t worry,“I”m a bottle of wine!”April Fools Day!
@ @ @ @ @ @ 6 flowers 4 u 1 4 health 2 4 wealth 3 4 happiness 4 4 frndship or baki 2 kaan pe laga lo mast lagoge.. @('.')@ arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai”
A Light Can Replace Dark..A Success Can Replace Failure..A Smile Can Replace Pain..But Nothing Can Replace YOU....WHY?....Defected Piece...;-p:)
vafa dhoondhane nikala thaGaalib...WiFi, mil gaya,to udhar hi baith gaya..
Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)
In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy FARAZJis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha Hota Hy
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"

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