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Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
Finally, I told my parents that I want aBlackberry or An AppleMy Mother said:..........“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle wohkha”..:P:P
Phone pr-are papauaa kitna Marks aayelba?? pappuaa- ye marde rukye tani thana main hai baad mai batate hai Relative- Exam Top to nahi kar gaye...
1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se :Aur Janab, Kese Ho??Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.Pathan : Wo Hum Tum ko nahi de ga.Dukan Wala : Magar Q ??Pathan : Q k Dua Hamara Beti hai...:-)
They saythat love is more importantthan money,...buthave you ever triedto pay your bills with a hug ?
Phaty Purany Kapron me Malboos Ek Admi Ghabraya huwa Kabaariye ki Dukan meDakhil huwa aurJaib se Revolver Nikal ker Bola:"Jo Kuch Tumhary Paas Hai Nikal Ker Rakh Do."Kabaariya: Is Revolver k 500 Rupy dun ga.Admi: Theek Hai..;p
Student in a Hostel (Dost se): Yaar Dhokha ho gaya..Dost: Kyon kya hua?.Student: Maine Papa se Books ke liye Paise Mangwaye,MagarPapa ne Books hi Bhej deen.. ;-p ;-)
1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.larki: wow! ab kia mein PARI ban gayi hun?.....jaduger:anni diye tu chamgader ban gyi ain.
1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar rokaDriver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai? Aurat boli kahi nahi, Chota becha bahut ro raha hai Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo pooInteresting funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp
Aye GULAB Apni Khushboo ko Mere Doston per "Nachor" de,,"Ye Sardi k Mousam me Aksar Nahaya nahi kerty"Naha liya kero Yaar...;-pJumma Mubarak
Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D
If u care 4 me - I care 4 u U miss me - I miss u, U msg me- I msg u U gussa - I gussa U 4gt me - Na munna na I'm different Fir to goliya chalengi
2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
A very old lady teacher of english Ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,Pichli dafa Hamara Banda "Jannat" se 33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)
Tu Kisi Aur K Liye HogaMujassima-e-Khubsoorti,**Aye Dost**Mere Liye To Tu,Cartoon ThaCartoon HaiAurCartoon Hi Rahy Ga..;-)Ker Le Jo Kerna Hai,Japani Kharboozay...;-p
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

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