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S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY

S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY
1.Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.
2Typing ki raftar taiaz hoty ha.
3.koy kanjoos nahi kah sakta.
4. Mairy ho to HUMARIWEBme bhi a jata ha.

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