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Police Constable To Son: Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.? . . Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!
Meeting your friends girlfriend for the first time like, Hello i am the co-author of all the text Messages you receive
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' . Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya, Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha: Hello Room Service? Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you? Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry? Room Service: Yes Sir, I know. Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
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If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Exams!
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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