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Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.To.to.to.To.To.Toto.Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
1 larka Charas pi k aya,
1 larka Charas pi k aya, Dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga! Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai? Son:Nhi To?Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..
Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.
Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.And our generation has taken it too seriously!
Yeh Jo Hai Na...
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p
How to Kill a mosquito:
How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of Poison ….
SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....
SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further
Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle even if 1 puncture, d vehicle can't move further So intelligent people always keep an extra tyre.....
Question by a student !!
Question by a student !!If a single teacher can'tteach us all the subjects,Then...How could you expect a single studentto learn ALL subjects ?
Two devils came in 2 my dreams
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Can u translate the following in Urdu?
Can u translate the following in Urdu?Sun+Lion+1/4 kgSochenNai pta?Plz try krenAftab Sher Pao
17century mom 2 her son
17century mom 2 her son beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna 18cntry-apne caste k 19cntry-apne level k 20cntry-apne desh 21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna
Qasam Se
Qasam Se Ek Sath Sari GhaltiyanYaad Ajati Hen,,Jab,,,,Ghar walay kehty Hen,BethoTum Se Kuch Baat kerni Hai...;-p:)
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Ultimate Insult:
Ultimate Insult:A Boy texts a girl.Boy: Hey.Girl: Hi! What are you doing?Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.Girl: Aww How cute!.......Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, “overtime laga raha hoon.”
SAVE WATER
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
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