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17century Mom 2 Her Son

17century mom 2 her son
beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna

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New Thirsty CrowTeesri dafa ka zikar hai...Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.....Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)
Class Rooms are like Trains.The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;The middle are General Compartments;And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Jo Tum Ko Ho PasandWohi Baat Karen Gy,Tum Din Ko Agar Raat KahoRaat Kahen Gy.Suraj ko Agar Chand KahoChand Kahen Gy...QK,.Ammi Kehti Hen,Paglon SeBehas Nahi Kerni Chahiye...;-p
Our brilliant TOM has done again.... Teacher : Which is ur favourite dish? . . . . . . TOM : TATA SKY...Ishko laga dala to lyf jhinga lala....
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven? . . Everybody lift their hands except one small boy . . Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go . . He says: Mom said come directly home after school
3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D
('.') Lo ji<)'(> arz_/'/_ kia haDunya me bohotDard-e-tanhai hy/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wahzalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . .
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha.. uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho!?! kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha, socha q barbad karu, haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah perDawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p
I Cried When I FailedIn 2 Subjects,......But......I laughed When I Came ToKnow My Friend Failed In 4Subjects... ;-) :-P
Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Wife :kaun Sa Faayada? Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me? Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha, 1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha, 1 Hospital ko 6 Rupay Diye Thy.. Farishton ne Kaha: Ye Le Apne 7 Rupay, Lota Pakarr Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
A kid was beaten up by his mom dad came and asked what happen son? kid said: “I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”
What Is 143?....I LOVE YOU ?? .No.... ..I MISS YOU ??.No. ...... .I LIKE YOU ??.No.. .....143 Means One Hundred FourtyThree …Maa Baap Ne Kitni UmmeedSe PadhayaTha Nalayako..
From Morning till Evening;From Sunday to Saturday;From 1st to 31st;From January to December;And from Birth till my Death, my feelings for you have never changed......For me, you've always been a headache!
Miss: AGar tumhare pas 2 Applehai aor tumhare ghar 3 mehmanaa jaye Tu tum kia karogy Student :Unke jane ka inteza

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