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Machar Ne Eik Aadmi Ko Din Main Kaat Liya

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

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