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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

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I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
Do you know the meaning of DIET??? D – did I – i E – eat T – today
Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend: "Neend ke Piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke Piche Bhaago, Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)
School: A place where papa pays & son plays.Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all urLife so that you can die rich.Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &girl gets her master’s degree.
4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.....?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...??
Once in a soap industry in Japan,the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollarsto check in the assembly line thatwhether soap is packed in the cover or not in.Same problem occurred in Pakistan.What did they do??They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! :-DGenius Nation.
Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha
Faraz v/s Ghalib..Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,,Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
Hansi mazak k wo pal yad rakhna Is DOST ki dosti yaad rakhna Mehfil me kal main rahon na rahon Ek Tha Tiger ap k group me bas itna yad rakhna ;)
Laalu caught crossing a 'Red signal', says he was just boycotting the 'lal-batti' culture....
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye, Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye, Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega, Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’
Wife: i hate that beggar.Husband: y? Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book '' how to cook'' !!
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why? Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
Tum chaho "DIL" de denge."DHADKAN" chaho de denge."JIGER" chaho de denge."JAAN" Chaho wo bi de sakta hoon....Qk In Sab "FILMS" ki CD Mere Paas hai..;-p
(((‘)))YYeh gulab ka phoool hamari dosti ki nishani hai..Is phool ko kabhi sookhney na dena.Mobile hamesha paani main rakhna.

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