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Pathan Was Eating Roast In Hotel

Pathan was eating roast in hotel
after eating roast he as chewing bone

beside him a Indian was eating PULSE

he make jokes with Pathan and asked him
what are eating dogs in your town

Pathan siad : PULSE

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