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A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ” His father replied : “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. ”
Qismat Me Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kiya Hua..Hum Bhi Qismat K Badshah Hen, Dopehar Me Hi So Jaty Hen.. :-DHahhahaGood Night..
When u feel lonely and alone& cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
Best Knowledge..Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??.“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”Aur“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse(-,-)_//_Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)( ‘.’)/’/) (_/ /_Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun GaK Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:,"Beta,Itna Bara To Abhi TakTera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Talent Merit to mere mein koot-koot ke bhara hai, phark bas itana hai ki thoda baarik koot diya,ab nikal hi nahin raha.
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..Wah Wah..Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!
Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se PehlyHamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-).Phir.Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,,Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gaiaik kmi wo bhe puri ho gaipagal hen wo log jo kehty henk chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai
Happu Singh: Can you define Mother-in-Law? Pappu: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind, happiness, liberty and good fortune by giving him a piece of hers! new funny sms on mother in law(*!*)
Psychology of life: At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as "GOD." Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.
I drink alcohol to drown my problems but unfortunately problems are dame good swimmers…
Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge‘GHALIB’Per daal chawal k sath“‘D.e.w’na pia to phr kia jiya..!
My dear friends do you know MY Life Is Running successfully on a simple principle "Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya

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