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Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.

Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.

Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..

3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..

Phir Dekho K
Kon Aap Ko Dekh Ker Khush Hota Hai
Aur Kon Kaat Khany Ko Dorta Hai...;-p

(Readers are advised not to try this
at home as these stunts were performed by professionals;
who are now divorced;
and living happily with their dog)... ;-)

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