Woman’s Ear
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man
Man:U fraud,U gave me a woman’s ear
Man:U fraud,U gave me a woman’s ear
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Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai
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dost pathan se:
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Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll
Girls b4 marriage look lyk:Barbie Doll After Marriage: beautiful Doll After 1 Year: Nice Doll After 2 Years: only Doll After 5 years: Dhol After 10 yrs: Dolly Bindra
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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
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tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
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Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner with girlfrnd-
D best line wich helps 2 save money when going on dinner with girlfrnd- "Bol kya khayegi Moti.....
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Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....
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Tery Golden Face Ki
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny, Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia, Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia, Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna, Mery Pyar K Is Bulb Ko Kbhi Fusse Na Krna…!!!
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All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks.Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?.Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakorayhehehehe;-)
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Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
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Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.?
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.?Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha,Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di..Girl: Ohh Why?Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
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Teacher Pappu Se:
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
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Internet
A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”
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Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao.
Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao. GaneshJi Dance karne lage. Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha!
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Duniya K Ziyada Tar Currency
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Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
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Ultra Height Of Laziness
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