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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"
Hitler said funny but true fact of love: Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!! and break up when they understand each other.
"Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo""Aur""Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Say Karo''Is sms main Pehley biwi ka 0r Baad mein girl freind ka zikar aata hay
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dostmar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey.....................................................................................jarsi landy di payi aaa.
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?Socho.??????Nahi Pata.?HahaBaad me Bataun ga.."Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p
Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??Dost Roty Huwe Bola:"Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai"...:-0:(Hahaha
Pathan: Yara Ye "Nothing" Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai.??Sardar: "Kuch Bhi Nahi" Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Tum Hum Ko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai? Jab Word Bana Hai To Uska Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. :-D
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi... Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge... 1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye... 2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do... 3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake... 4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye... 5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
Get married not for yourselfBut for the future of your childrenThey are getting late for schooland fees are increasing day by day 😛 😀
What the dislike button on FB means:Chup BeBhag Chal JhoothiMunh Dho Ke AaShakal Dekhi Hai?
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??. Kyu k Technical problem hai. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
Petrol aur Diesel ka RATE badhane ki itani aadat pad gayi hai ki ab to jab 15 din RATE na badhen to aisa lagata hai ki kaheen vikaas(Development) hona band to nahin ho gaya.
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K Log Kahen..: . . Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-D Dusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
Mom: I Love U.. Son:Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot.,But Sorry Mom,I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Boy : Can I hold Your Hand !!Girl :”No”Boy”Why”??Girl : Becoz it hurts !!When you leave it....Boy :”LOL”i am acting..she is overacting..:p:p
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ”
Story of Newton's LawsA cow was walkingNewton stopped it...It stopped.He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED"He gave a force by kicking the cow...it gave a sound "MA!"he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA"After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton,Then he formulated the 3rd Law..."EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"
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