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Teeth Said 2 Tounge: "If I Just Press U A Little, U Will Get Cut."

Teeth said 2 tounge: "If I just press u a little, u will get cut."
Tounge replied: "if i misuse 1 word against sm1, den all 32 of u will come out."

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