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Bechapan Me Maa Kahte The

Bechapan me maa kahte the
tumko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Jawani me wife kahti hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Old age me bache kahte hai
appko kuch samgh me nahi aata
Purus ki samghne ki umar konsi
ye samgh me nahi aata

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Cute Girl: I am 18 and my böyfriend is 38, is that BÄD? Boy: Sweety Yöu spelt DÄD wröng.

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