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1 Sunder Ladki Apne Kapre Utar Kar 1 Nadi Me Nahane Ke Liye Nadi Me Utarne Wali Thi

1 sunder ladki apne kapre utar kar 1 nadi me nahane ke liye nadi me utarne wali thi
tabhi waha 1 police wala aaya aur bola- madam nadi me nahana mana hai
Ye dekho Sign Board me likha hai
ladki- to phir tab kyo nahi batya jab me kapre utra rahi thi..
Police wala- Madam Sign Board pe ye nahi likha hai ki kapre utarna mana hai

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