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Man: Doctor Sb Koyi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bato?

Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?

Dr: Shadi ker lo.

Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.

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