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*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or ZUBEDA AAPA

*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA

kashti me ja rahe thy,
k JIN agaya or bola

"samandar me koi chez phenko

agr mene dhond li to me tmhe mar donga

or na dhond paya to me tmhara ghulam"

Engineer ne Needle phenki

JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia

MBA student ne Memory Card phenka,JIN ne dhond lia or usy bhi mar dia

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,
wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli:

Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai. . .*

GEO AAPA GEO. . .*

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Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?.Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
Ek time tha jab log apne gharo ke saamne likhte the swagatam fir likhne lage welcome aur ab likhte hai kutto se saavdhan kya zamana aa gaya!
The greatest joke of the millennium.Teacher -”Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?”Student -”in Swiss Banks”..:p:p
Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha.. Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha: Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha.. Dost: Phir Kiya Hua?? Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(
.. SCHOOL LIFE .. "Most Irritating Moment:Morning Alarm... .Most Difficult Task:To Find Socks... .Most Dreadful Journey:Way To Class... .Most Lovely Time:Meeting Friends... .Most Tragic Moment:Surprise Test In first Period...Most Wonderful News:Teacher Is Absent.. :-D
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdiaSubha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dyaQ?Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hyJahan Khawab Waha HBL".
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
Jb apko koi na dekh raha ho aur ap naak me ungli dal rhe ho aur 1 bahut mota lais daar naak ki cream apki ungli pr lg jaye to ap kaha malna pasand krnge? A: Bed ke kone pr B: sofa pr C: Kisi dewar pr D: ya uski ball bnayenge... Reply wrna mai smjhunga ki ap use kha lete hain
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law.
Badtameez.. (@,@) BeSharam.. (^;^) BeHaya.. (,")/ BeWaqoof.. (',') Jaahil.. (*>*) Paagal.. <(",)> ....Hen Wo Log Jo Aap Ko Yaad Nahi Kerty.. ;-)Hum To Kerty Hen..Kese Ho Janab Aap.. :-)
Safety Tip for Winters !! . . . . . Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water... . . . . .. . . throw water on the mirror & say- " Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!
Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin KAchanak Judges Ki Nazar Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!
Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!
I’m not lazy… I’m just saving my energy…
SAWALKuch B HoJAWABTum Hi HoARMANKitna Hi HoAARZOOTum Hi HoGHUSSAJitna B HoPYARTum Hi HoKHAWBkoi B hoTabeer Tum Hi Ho..Yani k saray Fsaad ki jarTum Hi Ho.('-')<) )>_//_Main to masoom hon..?8-)
sardar jee ap kitnay behan bhai ho.sardar jee. 8ap ka numbar konsa ha.Zong ka.
Why do girls have clean mind? Because they change their mind so often!
2 charh gay,To train ma logo ny kahaWELDONEPathan: khaak well done?Jana to unho ny tha,Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P

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