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Madam: Tumhaara Homework Kyu Tumhaare Papa Ke Handwriting Main Hai?

Madam: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare Papa ke handwriting main hai?
Santa : maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa madam....

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Madam: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare Papa ke handwriting main hai? Santa : maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa madam....
Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua? Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah SePolice: Wo Kaise? Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"Maine Daba Diya!!
Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2019- Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor... Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked...
Saali: Where do you see MANGOES? Jija: Mango tree? Saali:No Jija: Fruit shop? Saali:No Jija: Maaza? Saali:No Jija: Frooti? Saali:No Jija: ? Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche MAN GOES.
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, "Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do"
Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally aadha karo to 0 aur vairtichally karo to 3 Rajanikaant haar gaya bada aaya Rajanikaant !!very funny competition jokes of santa Rajanikaant
Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????... Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 3 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? Santa: Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak, stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata, Ja andar se calculator la.
Santa - apne wife ko doctor ke pass le gayaDoctor- kaya huwa?Santa- Doctor meri wife 16 GB ka memory card Nigal gayi hai tabhi se gane ga rahi hai...Doctor- Koi baat nahi saab tik ho jayega.Santa -Mai to ye soch kar paresan hu kivideo folder par Pahuchegi to kaya hoga?
Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par JanabJaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
nahaane ke lie bathroom ki taraph badha hi tha....ki ZeeNews par .Sardi se 5 logon kee maut ki khabar sunakar. . vaapas kapade pahan lie
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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