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Jaj: Suna Hai Pichale 10 Saal Se Tmne Apni Biwi Ko Dara Dhamka K Rakha Hai.

Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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