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Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua? Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah SePolice: Wo Kaise? Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"Maine Daba Diya!!
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
India me Train itni late aati hain ke patari par aatmahatya karane vaala bhi chips ke packet aur paani ki bottel lekar aata hai ...
Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
santa: yaar aaj mainne bas ke peechhe daud ke 15 rupaye bacha lie. banta: kya yaar tum to bahut moorkh ho, agar taiksee ke peechhe bhaagate to 150 bacha lete.
mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? Santa: Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak, stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata, Ja andar se calculator la.
Santa fed up with new boss. One day he told boss to play "Blue Whale Challenge", is an Internet "game". Boss played and Finished.... Now Santa enjoying office life- Dating Boss's gorgeous Secretary.
Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai? Banta: maine galti se use bola tha ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho
Ladke Wale: Ji Ladki Toh Humein Pasand Hai. Bas Ek Aakhiri Sawal Hai Ki Ladki Ne Kabhi Baba Ram Rahim Se Aashirwad Toh Nahi Liya Na?
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa banta short jokes
Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?
Santa: agar Bijli nahi hota to kya hota?Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta
Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai. Banta: Wo Kyun yaar? Santa: Main Duniya KoBatana Chahta Hun Ke Main America Ka Baap Hun...!
Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the? Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha. Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi. Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ... Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes
Banta: Who is better, wife or sister? Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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