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Jija Jee Ko Jiju Kahne Wali

Jija jee ko jiju kahne wali
ladkiya hi bharat me huwe
aadhe se jayada Taalak ki
jimedaar hoti hai
Jiju aa gaye, Jiju
hamare liye kaya laye
Jiju aap bahut smart lag rahe ho

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