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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye............. Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy....... ('.')
proposing is entrance exam meeting is testing exam dating is physical exam marriage is the final exam
Q: Wat da difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED? A: When u Marry a right Girl u r Complete & when u Marry a wrong Girl u r Finished.
Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten,All things come 2 end,But people like u r remembered forever,Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy.. Road Cross Karne K Baad Murgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli.. 7 Kese..?? Socho, . . Aur Socho, . Read Msg Again, Nahi Mila..? . Ary Yaar Bachy Hen, Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen. Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein... Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya.:-
Banta: Maa aur biwi mein kya antar hota hai? Santa: maa bolana sikhaati hai aur biwi chup rahana.
Rahul : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai. Soniya : Wo kaise ? Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai Soniya ko "BAHUMAT" do...................................latest funny sms in hindi
A man's wife was in ICU.Doctors did their best but she was not responding.Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho! Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
"EXERCISE IN OUR LIFE" If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal . A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat . A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs . WHILE,, A Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs. MORAL:- TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL.. :-D
Dulhan Ny pny Baap Ko Piyar Kiya Aur Us K Hath Me Kuch Rakh Diya... Baap Ny Khushi Me Elaan Kiya.."Friends, Aaj Mera Lucky Day Hai, Aaj Meri Beti Ny Finally Mera Credit Card Mujhy Wapas Ker Diya Hai.. .Tamam Log Hansny Lagy Aur Afsos Se Dulhay Ko Dekhny Lagy.. :-)
1 Ladki ne 500 metre ki Race me ladko ko aaram se hara diya. Saheli- tumne ye kaise kiya? Ladki-Mein Pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage aaya hi nahi
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . . . . Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
;****; o( @..@ )o “(—)” Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,Wah Wah Wah..Tu Sawal Nahi Ek Paheli Hai,,:::::::::Meri Manzil Tu nahi Teri Saheli hai.. ;-)
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