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A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u" Girl says- "is it u or d beer talkng?" boy replies, "its me.. ....... . . talking 2 my beer, so u shut up" ;)
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .? . . . Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms
The guy who drives slower than u is an idiot and who drives faster than u is a maniac!
Ladaka (Romantic andaaj mein): jaan dekho,main tumhaaree julphon ke lie kya laaya hoon......? ladaki : so sweet...!!kya lae.....?? .ladaka : joon nikaalane vaali kanghi.....!!
Psychology of life: At d beginning of any relationship evry girl treats hr bf as "GOD." Bt later on somehow d alphabets get reversed.
Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes
Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge‘GHALIB’Per daal chawal k sath“‘D.e.w’na pia to phr kia jiya..!
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
Wife to Husband : “You spent 6 nights creating a 45 minute Power point to explain Why You Don’t have 5 minutes to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
If I were an artist, you would be my picture.If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.If I were an author you would be my story.....But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!
Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Boy: Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc.. ?.........Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, I'm Using Windows 98.. ;-)
hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua?? hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hand all day. Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have new one everyday.

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