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Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
Lo Mera Ek Sher Arz Hai.. . "Idhar b Sitam ho Gaya, Udar b Sitam ho Gaya." . . . . Msg Delete ker Do, Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI SMART HAI CHARMING HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE… SAAP PALIYE.. SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.
Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm cute & If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz I'm cute!
A Psychology Report.. When 2 Couples come face to face..?? Wives look at each other's SARIS & Husbands Look at each other's WIFE..
Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
Apni Zindagi Me Koi Kaam Kerny Se PehlyHamesha Kisi Larki e Mashwara Ker Lo. ;-).Phir.Wo Jo Mashwara De Us Ka Ulta Kero,,Kamyabi Tumhary Qadam Choomay Gi.. ;-p
Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed Bruce Lee?” Santa: “Thanks for giving the job sir, I would immediately start investigation.“
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!!FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…?SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
PAPPU : Daddy, have youever been to Egypt?FATHER : No. Why doyou ask that?PAPPU: Well, where didyou get THIS mummy??
Teacher: All idiots stand up. A boy stands up. Teacher: So u are an Idiot? Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..
A husband once complainedDear Google,Please stop behaving like my wife…Will you please allow me to completethe whole sentence before you start…?
Boy: I love you!Girl: Shut Up!Boy: I'll die for you!Girl: Shut Up!Boy: I can't live without you!Girl: Shut Up!Boy: I'll marry you!Girl: Really?Boy: Shut Up!
Life thought me lots of Lessons..But!As usual,I slept in those classes…
Notebandi hue poore 9 mahine ho gae hain,Badhai ho ladka hua hai jiska naam G S T hai
Shytaan nay aaj foon kar kay muj say kaha keh kisi nayk ensaan ka number do keh os ko tang karoo....main nay tumhara number dia to hyraan ho kar bolapagal marwaayega kia?ye to hamaray chairman saheb ka number hay.
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