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Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah Per

Wife: Q Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgirah per
Dawat K Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?

Husband: Ghalti To Me Ny Ki Hai,
Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Q Den..;-p

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A Light Can Replace Dark..A Success Can Replace Failure..A Smile Can Replace Pain..But Nothing Can Replace YOU....WHY?....Defected Piece...;-p:)
MOT ka firshta GIRL sy: apka time overho chuka haiGIRL: BACHNA KA RASTA HAI KOI???FRISHTA: yes 1 kissss karousko jo ye sms parh raha haiGIRL: yaaakh thooooTERI MEHARBANITu jan kad
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.?? Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?Santa: Shadi..Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?Santa:”DADDY “
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshanTujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-RehmanTujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insanPer Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan
Logic Questions: 1) When will a horse have 6 legs? 2) Where does monday cum b4 Sunday? 3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house? 4) How can u double ur money quickly? Amazing Answers: 1) When sum1 rides on d horse. 2) In a dictionary. 3) In a map. 4) Show it in front of a mirror.
Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajaejo mera hai wo mere pas aajaemujhe intezar na karna paremeri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae ( Ameen )
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin KAchanak Judges Ki Nazar Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!
During normal Days i feel like i am Rancho of 3 idiots.But during Exams i feel like i am Eshaan Avasti of Tarre Zameen Per:P
*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.
If I were an artist, you would be my picture.If I were a poet, you would be my inspiration.If I were an author you would be my story.....But when it comes to you, I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist!
Thought of the day: “if u help a grl when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Sardar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi…..
Eklavya aaj jinda hota to Dronacharya ko kos raha hota, bina anguthe ka na to usaka Aadhaar Card banta aur nahin Jio ka sim milti.

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