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Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,

Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,
Wo Dilli Chali Gai..
.
Jis Se Piyar Kiya,
Wo Italy Chali Gai..
.
Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,
,
Jab Switch Me Ungli Di,
To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)

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