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Million Dollar Truth:

Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Wah wah wah..Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Maine jo shair maara to shairni bevah ho gai
Finally, I told my parents that I want aBlackberry or An AppleMy Mother said:..........“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle wohkha”..:P:P
Aaliya bhatt ek dukaan mein gayi.. Aaliya : 2 bhk ka kya bhaav hai ? Dukaanadaar: ye ready-made clothing store hai.. Aaliya : lekin baahar to likha hai “Flat 70% off”.. Dukaanadaar abhi bhi koma mein hai.
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above 😉
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte HoTo Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati HaiAur Agar Aisa Nahi HuaToExam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe...Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D
College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor sechillate hue bhaaga. . ..... ....kal chhutti haikal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti haikal chhutti hai
I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
L – loss of money O – out of mind V – vaste of time E – end of life
Gaanv ki ek ladaki ghar se bhaag gai.. 3 din baad laut ke aai.. baap(gusse mein) : ab ka laive aai hai karamjali? beti: patali pin kau Charger......chutkule in hindi
Breaking News.. 31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga.. (Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan) , , , Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. !
Accident dekhne par Expressions Amrican: Oh my God Pakistani: Ya Allah Chines: Haiyaa African: O Lala Austrie: Got a hit Indian: Gaya sala
Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,Musibat Me Seenay Se Laga Lo,,,Tanhaai Me Sir Rakh K Ro Lo,,,Aur,,,,Ghusse Me "Laat" Bhi Maar Sakty Ho.. ;-p ;-)
Height of Coolness:Finishing the paperComing out of the exam hallHaving a cold drinkAnd asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p
Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect
Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups?? Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na..!

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