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2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!

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