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Delhi Vaale Ne Utatar Pradesh Ke Ladake Se Puchha Yaar..

Delhi vaale ne Utatar pradesh ke ladake se puchha yaar..
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uttar pradesh vaala ladaka :
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Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..?? Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind…. Ha ha ha
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikalen To Kaya Bacha? Student: Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aya.Teacher:Tumhare Paas Do Rotiyan Thi To Tum Ne Dono Rotiya Kha Li To Ab Kaya Bacha?Student: Sallan........
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Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain.1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai."AUR".2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta hai.."HAPPY TARBOOZ SEaSoN"
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Aaina Kehta Hai, Kehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. Tu Abhi Tak Zinda Hai?? Rehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. :-D
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
party wear or dirty wear, love can be shared anywhere never share ur underwear itching will start everywhere
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3 Impossibilties..!.1- Tum Apne Baal (Hair) Gin nai skte.2- Tum Apni Ankhen Soap se Wash nai kr skte.3- Tum Us Waqt Saans nai le skte jb Tumhari Zuban Munh se bahir ho...Andar Kar le, Kutta lag raha hai.. ;-p
Santa goes to a library and asks for a book `Psycho- the Rapist` The librarian searches, comes back and says: “Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist”

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