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Delhi Vaale Ne Utatar Pradesh Ke Ladake Se Puchha Yaar..

Delhi vaale ne Utatar pradesh ke ladake se puchha yaar..
ye IPL mein tumhaari uttar pradesh ke team kyon nahin kheleti...
uttar pradesh vaala ladaka :
abe sab kriket khelenge to satta kaun khelega re....ekdum naya fresh new IPL Cricket jokes chutkula

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