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Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata Ki Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai, Agr Achi Mile To Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap neDusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D
MEZBAN: Lassi app peetay Nahi, Chaey hum Pilatay Nahi,Roti ka Time Nahi,Botal ka Mosam Nahi,Ab batain kia khidmat karen?MEHMAN: Easyload hi krwa den phi
Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p
Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;Gaur Se Suno: Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo!
Golden & True words: Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai or uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai It’s 100% true!
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
The awkward moment when ;)when your friend is arguing with theirparents &their parents turns towards youand asks"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XDlolz....
Three dreams of a man: 1- To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 2- To be as rich as his child believes. 3- To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai, Tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tmhari yaad aise waqt bohat ati hai, Bandr jb koi aas-pas hota hai..
Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
mere mrne k bad mere qbr pe mt ana mere dost suna hai tum qabron se mom batyan choraty ho
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Larki Jab Friend Banti Hai To Shadi Wali Feelings Beshak Na Aati Ho,,LekinJab 'BLOCK' Kerti Hai To Talaaq Wali Feelings Zarur Aany Lagti Hen.. ;-)
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Maine ek chote bache se pocha Kon se school mein jaate ho? Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
Santa: This report card should be underwater!Pappu: Because It's so wet?Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
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