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Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)
Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Baloon se maar do:
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara..
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does
fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hainwahwahbacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?Wife remained silent for some time…Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.
Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
Mohabbat love ke kharcho ki badi lambi kahaani hai, kabhi Film dikhaani hai to kabhi shopping karaani hai, Mastar roj kahata hai kahaan hai Fee ke paise? use Samajhaoon main kaise ki mujhe chhori Pataani hai! ladki pataani hai chutkule
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.. "Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ? WIFE: 3 Baar,MINISTER: kab kab? Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Doctor ke Paas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k paas gayi thi,Minister: Aur kab?Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..!
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati.. . Up Up Up Up Up Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!
EID K Moqay Per BIVI Ki Shopping Se Bachny Ka Ek Bohat Hi Aasan Tareeqa..Aitkaaf Me Beth Jaen.. Sawab Ka Sawab..Bachat Ki Bachat.. :-)
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class 🙂
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