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?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:1st:Ye paper konsa tha?2nd:Maths ka1st:Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?2nd:Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .
Imagine life without Girls.. . . All theater silent, . The police at rest. . Mobile companies in loss. . Gift shop in loss & . All boys were university TOPPER.
FALTU MESSAGETeacher: Agar 1 Aam k Darakht Per 10 Keley Lagy Hon aur Us Me Se 7 Amrud Tor Lye Jaen to Baki Kitny Kharbozy Bachy????Student: Sir 9 HathiTeache: Wah, Tumko kese pata chla.?Student: QK Sir Aaj Me Tiffin me Truck Ka tyre Rakh K Laya HunMoral: Rozana Bursh Karo Warna Petrol Mehnga Ho Jahy Ga.........Kaha Bhi Hai Faltu Msg,Phr bhi Parhen gy zrorFarig Awam :-)
Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
دوران سفر ریل میں ایک آدمی نے دوسرے سے پوچھا نماز کس طرف منو کر کے پڑھوں -جس طرف تمہارا سامان رکھا ہوا ہے -دوسرے نے جواب دیا
Doctor Sardar Se: Tum Ny Is Admi Ko Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.?? Sardar: Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D
A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)
PyareOr Aziz dost...ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM!!......Bas Salam kar k 70 Naikiyan leni thi,ab apna kaam karo Shabash.!
A teacher told all students in a class room “Write an essay on a Cricket match” All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
After all those years in school, I finally know what the semi-colon is for. It’s to make the winky faces ; )
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan, tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan wah wah kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye, Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye, Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega, Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Gutka Na Khaya Kero, Honton Ki Shaan Jati Hai...Hont Tumhary Hen Aur, Jaan Meri Jati Hai.. :-)
2 charh gay,To train ma logo ny kahaWELDONEPathan: khaak well done?Jana to unho ny tha,Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P
ik orat apne bete ko Dr, K Paas Legai or boli; ye bike se gir gaya hai.Dr say; i dont know urdu, tell me in englisg.Orat say; my londa is gira oondha from hero honda'
Arz Kiya Hai?...Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye, Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
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