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Bas Salam kar k 70 Naikiyan leni thi,
ab apna kaam karo Shabash.!

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(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe Koi miss call na krna.
chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di? tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na! chinku– Kya hua? tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha “WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap neDusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D
Ooper Se Jahaz Guzar Raha Ho To Side Pe Ho Jana Chahiye,,Kiya Pata Jahaz "PIA" Ka Ho.. ;-) :-DHahahaha
hamari guftagoo mai khushboo Q na hogi farazham ne aik umar guzaari hai zahoor raja jaani ka paan khaate hue
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !
Socho Agr SMS Recieve Krne K Paise Lgte To Kya Hota..? Guess..? Guess..? Aj Tm Sb Meri Waja Se Road Pr Aa Jate.
SMOKE Everyday plz! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Every day! so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?..Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
Gutka Na Khaya Kero, Honton Ki Shaan Jati Hai...Hont Tumhary Hen Aur, Jaan Meri Jati Hai.. :-)
Yaar Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha KSubha Office Kese Jaun..??Naye Pakistan K Raasty Bhi Nahi Maloom Mujhy To.. :-D
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo. PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo. NA YAKIN aaye toh. Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..!
Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
Dub Maro Nikamo (-_-)(-_-) /L L\_/)(\ / \ )( Shoaib Malik Ne India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai. Or Tumse Abhi Tak Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms

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